This is going to be agonizing.
I can just see pink-painted sissy lips opening in squeals of girlish glee. Perhaps the more masculine among you will do one of those silly fist pumps. I’d like to imagine The Prick dancing a jig in my honor — he always did like it when I updated my journal — but I bet he just shakes his head in exasperation. He probably already knows this isn’t going to turn into a real entry. It’s just an announcement.
Sorry to disappoint, fellas.
Oh wait, there’s more.
I’m going on vacation! Yay! Cocktails, cock-teasing and pampering! I’m so excited I’m a little incoherent.
Well, that or my inaugural apple martini is doing its job.
I promise to call and dictate some notes from my adventure to one of my friends while I’m gone, so you’ll have some idea what I’m up to.
I should be back late, late on 7/6 but I might be hard to reach on the first day or two of my return. I will respond to e-mails to set appointments, though. And you know I’ll miss you all dreadfully, even those of you with no dicks to speak of.
Now a perfect boy would save up every sweet slippery drop of cum for me while I’m gone, but we know most of you aren’t perfect. Compulsive masturbators, the lot of you.
Yeah, well, me, too.
Anyway, if you get impatient for me while I’m gone and you just gotta get some, I have a couple of friends you can play with. They come with the illustrious Shannon seal of approval. If you do call them, be sure to ask for the Shannon special and your calls will be just $2 a minute and you don’t have to pre-buy a block of time. This is a special discount just for my boys, so you must ask for it when you call. It’s good now through July 10th.
Willow (866) 992-3258: Yeah, some of you know her from all our tawdry 2-girl calls. She of the wicked mind, honeyed voice and endlessly inventive role-plays. Willow is a good friend of mine and you are NOT allowed to use her all up while I’m gone. There better be some left for me to fuck when I come home or there will be hell to pay.
Layla (866) 992-3258: Layla is my favorite go-to girl for domination and cock control. I also have this huge crush on her ass. If you talk to her, you have to lick it for me, ‘k?
Tori (877) 354-7869: Tori and I share a few sissy dolls, so I know she’ll take really good call of my playthings while I’m gone. She has more panties than God (not quite as many as me, but close!).
Holly (866) 992-3258: Mischievous giggle, tight body, and hours of taunting. Be really careful with Holly if you call her because she likes to take ordinary perverts and turn them into helpless little sugar daddies. It’s totally not my fault if she breaks you.
Click
HERE or
HERE to see the girls. (For some reasons, my links aren’t underlining in this blog thing, but I’ll worry about that later.) There are other girls there and also a perfectly gigantic big black man, Reggie. If you have fun without me, you have to tell me some of the sordid details. I love those things. If you decide to save it up for me, I’ll totally make that worth your while, too. Miss me!
Kisses,
Shannon
P.S. Richard, I just saw your comment on the Lorem Ipsum babble. I miss you, too! And yes, the sexiest shoes in the world are coming on vacation with me. I couldn’t leave patent leather perfection behind. You are soooo good to me!
